Literature
Mandee and Jackie's Revenge
One day at school, Robert and Riley were on the way to their home-ec class.
Mandee and Jackie stopped them.
Robert and Riley were annoyed.
Robert: What is it now?
Riley: Yeah. We're really busy.
Mandee: Look, we're sorry, okay.
Jackie: Yeah. We feel terrible for picking on you because of your sexual orientation...
Robert: Oh really. Like we're going to believe that.
Riley: Yeah. Prove it.
Mandee: Well, we've felt bad for weeks...
Jackie: We even considered learning to bake for you!
Robert: We don't buy it! Even if you were sorry, which you aren't, we'd still not forgive you. You just hurt us too much...
Riley: Yeah. Now we gotta g